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Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.
There’s a whole plotline in the Addams Family Musical where Morticia and Gomez realize at the same time they each thought Grandmama was the other one’s parent and no one knows who the hell she is, and literally nothing changes because, well, she’s Grandmama now.
Gomez’s life’s ambition is to be a failed investor, just walk up to him and say “I’ve got this crazy idea, it’ll probably never work, but I need 5 million dollars to try” and he’ll just shout “brilliant!” Then sword fight you and give you the money
And because it’s Gomez whatever you do with the money will end up outrageously profitable
i find it impossibly funny that this is the canon reason for the adam family fortune. gomez desperately wants to be a failed investor and lose it all, but every single unhinged thing he throws money at *somehow* ends up becoming wildly successful
This is the funniest thing I have ever watched
Whoever hasn’t seen this is deprived of everything good in the world
🍁Happy Fall Day 🍁
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Anonymous asked:
Did you see that top got an alpaca named after him?☺️
choi-seunghyunie-deactivated202:
I had to go on twitter and check immediately!!!
How cute is that, I love it! 🦙
playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything
“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up
do some murder
How is nobody talking about this:
But wait, it gets better:
Then it got better:
Mark Hamill got no time for stupid people. 💖
This is cropped for a reason. It predates its Nazi-allied origin and has been used by refugee communities, and Diaspora groups since. It’s a common greeting in Ukraine, and even the official football phrase. Russia has attempted to discredit if before.
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